This is a blog. And these are things I like.
00Silva, Silva/M, maybe some SilvaQ.
Basically I'm into Raoul Silva from Skyfall.

Blog may also contain traces of: things that amuse me, kittens, occasional slash that's NSFW, duckies, personal grievances with the universe, and other such random tumblings


A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species



Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

Microsoft Says It Will Pay $2.5 Billion for Company That Created Minecraft -

Well fuck

Let’s hope they don’t do something as universally despised as The Great YouTube Google+ Integration of 2013

If Microsoft ruins Minecraft I swear to god


what about using google glasses for this?


I would be so much more motivated to do things if I got ‘chieves and level-up music for getting schoolwork done and emailing/calling people back

And I would do so much more socializing if I got perks for my speech skill.

And EXERCISING, oh my god!

(Source: iraffiruse)

Mojang selling out to Microsoft?

I just read an article in the NYTimes saying Microsoft wants to buy Mojang, the creators of Minecraft for $2 billion. Please tell me they haven’t said yes!

Seriously Mojang I will buy a second, third, or fourth copy of the game. Just please don’t stop being Indie!

If Microsoft gets is hands on Minecraft they’ll put restrictions on the mod makers, who are such a huge part of the game’s fan base and and an extremely important part of the game’s appeal. They may even disallow modding all together.

For ONCE I want to see a independent business say no to being swallowed by a giant corporation.

Is profit the only thing that matters anymore? (What am I saying, of course it is)

Where is Teddy Roosevelt and his Trust-Busting big stick when you need him?

Don’t get me wrong I like the work Microsoft does. I just don’t want the gaming industry that gives me a chance to forget how screwed up the rest of the world is right now (at least for a little while) to go the way of banks, sports and cable companies.

I’m sick of it

The Internet Slowdown is coming, and it's going to be huge.


Hey there,

Exciting news! The Internet Slowdown net neutrality protest planned for September 10th is really taking off. This morning, a dozen of the world’s largest websites announced that they’re joining in a big way. Sites you know and love like Etsy, Kickstarter, Wordpress, Vimeo,…

Wearing guy’s shorts is like the best thing ever

I can carry my wallet, my phone, and my I.D. card in my pockets at the same time



dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

[insert Les Mis joke]

(Source: vexk)

Still Alive!



Sorry I haven’t been on in forever, life has just been happening a lot more this summer and I have been a very busy bee.

I am still on board the 00Silva emergency life-raft if anybody else is still around.

I’m slowly working up the courage/shutting up my inner perfectionist that keeps me from finishing anything to post some of the drabbles that have been sitting on my computer

also thank you to sfumatosoups who has been so amazingly dedicated to Amputate that I’m a puddle of appreciation and feels!

See you on Sunday, then? :D?

Hopefully! I may have to be at an event/gathering depending on how generous the forces of the universe are feeling towards me later =P

but either way I’m definitely going to be asking for people’s feedback on a few things before I put them up on Ao3 :D